Love child of Abed Nadir and Liz Lemon. Slightly (very) obsessed with Harry Potter, Ron Swanson, One Direction, and The Godfather.
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{ I am up to no good. }
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: yumyummyyums)
9 Day Ship Challenge || Day 01: The Ship
whats a librarians favorite color
read
re-reading your own writing
(Source: potterwatch-wireless)
Happy 43rd Birthday, Tina Fey!
(Source: 30rockasaurus)
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Hannibal+Friendship
(Source: agentbreedlove)
moriartylaughingalonewithcrown:
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
i couldn’t resist
